¡¡¡¡It was a woman''s first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
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      Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.

      ¡¡¡¡During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," re

      A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the l

      The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn''t like her, Mother,

      A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future un

      My Sister''s Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don''t see any ban

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      ¡¡¡¡Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn¡®t make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn¡®t. Mom, it¡®s part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late,

      A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV
in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and sa

      ¡¡¡¡A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no,

      ¡¡¡¡After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
When a man opens t

      Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each n

      Money is not everything. There¡®s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Love the neighbor. But don¡®t get caught.