A Speeding Motorist
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
"I would ha

Who Was That Man
The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in exchange for appearing in ads endorsing my agency." They agree

Quick Service
A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit

A teacher said to her class：
“Who was the first man？”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" re

Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
Girl:Then you can use money to express it.
小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达.
姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!

An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."
"How many bullets do you need?"
The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"
一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪."
"您需要多少发子弹?"
那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"

Whose Son Is the Greatest
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop.

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正在进行一个口头测试。
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft dri

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