幽默笑话

幽默笑话

幽默笑话

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幽默 笑话

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　幽默　笑话　

幽默　笑话　双语笑语

　　I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agreed to accompany me and seemed to enjoy the symphony.
After the concert, I mentioned how Mozart's music

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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned
Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this¡ (Th

In  The  Air 
    Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝啬) and hated spending money. One day a fair(集市) came to the nearby town.
“Let’s go to the fair, Matt,” his wife said, “We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.”
    Matt thought about this for a while.

      Beer
The professor rapped on his desk and shouted:
“Gentlemen, order!”
The entire class yelled “Beer!”
啤酒
教授敲打着桌子喊道：“诸位，请安静！”
全班大声喊：“啤酒！”
[注]order作“安静”解，也可作“点菜，点饮料”解。

      Say Sir
Teacher: (to a new boy) What''s your name, my little fellow?
New boy: Erbert Arris.
Teacher: Always say ''sir'' please, when you are speaking to master. It''s more polite

      The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
”你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？“ 老师发问道。