Look Smaller
　　　　Foreman: Sir, the employees are
complaining that the lunches in the cafe
are smaller these days.
Manager: Nonsense. They only look
smaller since the cafe was enlarged.
显得少了

      He Behaves
　　　　“Do you behave in church?” an
interested relative asked Junior when he
came to visit.
“I guess I do,” said Junior,“I heard
a lady hehind me say she never saw a
child behave so.”

      My Offer
Tom: I had made an offer of marriage to her many times, but she never complied with my request.Later I told her my father is a millionaire.
Jack: Well, she definitely accepted your offer.
Tom:Not y

      It Was A Wrong Number
Dad: You usually talk on the
phone for two hours, but this time it
was only forty-five minutes. Why?
Daughter: Well, this time it was a wrong
number.
拨错了号
父

      　　Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn''t built in a day.
罗马是什么时候建成的？
教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：夜里。
教师：你跟你这么说

      Best Time
Teacher: When is the best time to pick the fruit from the trees?
Student: When the watchman is not here.
最佳时间
老师：从树上摘水果的最佳时间是什么时候？
学生：当看守人不在的时候。

      　1. Dogs don''t cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don''t care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. A dog'

     
　　A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now　he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course,　they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he w

      Don''t Pay the Bill
Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house.
Sam: Don''t pay the water bill.
不交水费
汤姆：我怎么才能阻止水进入我的房间？
山姆：不交水费。

      Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It''s there, sir.
Teacher: That''s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.

      The Reason of Being Late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, ''School -- Go Slow''.
迟到的原因
老　师：约翰尼，为什么你每天

      All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated

      When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人们什么时候说话最少？
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？

      To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven''t got your hand up -- don''t you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I

      　　One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back? "
The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."