The Time Has Come!
There was a disciple who was responsible for brewing and
serving tea for his master. His master had a precious antique
teapot, which the master loved very much. Once, perhaps
because he was too deep in samadhi and his limbs became
weak, the disciple broke the te

An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
(Pilgrims)
Which cat discovered America?
(Christofurry Columbus)
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
(Because they never learned good table manners!)
What key has legs and can't open doors?
(A Turkey)

　　A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I kn

一．The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'

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Three Reasons
Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．
John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.
三 条 理 由
老师：约翰，请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。
约翰：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，你也是这么说的！
Homework
Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did fo

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"

imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their
catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch
the spectacle and asked the man in the middle
if he knew the other two. “Oh, yes,
they're my friends!”
“In that case,” the police officer warned him,
“you had better get them

        I don't even know that woman!  
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?

A cashier sat near the entrance of a bank. Every day people came
in to ask him the time. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, so

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗？
约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。

Not fair
A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral?
B:No,of course not!
A:Why not?I thought you were friends.
B:It wouldn\'t be fair if I did.
A:Not fair?What do you mean?
B:If I attended his funeral,would he be able to attend mine?
不公平
A:布朗先生昨天去世了,你会去参