Illegible: Essay or Criticism?
  　　　
　　　After Professor Brown returned some corrected essays to the students, a puzzled student raised his hand. Pointing to a word the professor had circled in his essay, he said, "I can't read what you wrote about it in the margin, sir."

The Mistaken Father
The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room, he bent over the nap- ping mother, whose back was turne

A Speeding Motorist
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
"Then why didn't you pull over imme

The Sun and the Moon
One day,a lady talked with her friend saying that the sun is the most
　　beautiful and useful of the celestial bodies. A gentlman who was present,
　　answered: "Yes, Madam, the sun is a very fin

I Can Borrow It.
      At an auction held in a small town, a 200-foot length of rope was being offered for sale. One woman turned to her husband and said, "That's just
　　   what you

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.
"What's in here?" he asked.
"Dirt," the driver replied.