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drink like a fish A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. (02/24/2009 13:53:55) [查看全文]
缠住不放 Persistance Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?" "Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun." (02/24/2009 13:53:54) [查看全文]
What signification for good person? Good person is the one who is almost god but more own self! 什么叫做好人?好人就是好像不是人! What signification for bad person? Bad person is the one who originally should have budded into bud but sprouted into bad! (02/24/2009 13:53:53) [查看全文]
心目中的英雄Personal Hero Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" he asked. "Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzen (02/24/2009 13:53:51) [查看全文]
我教老师 I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proudly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three." 母亲问她年幼的儿子:“宝贝,今天老 (02/24/2009 13:53:50) [查看全文]
I Can’t Mr. And mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back, “ I’ve run out of film!” (02/24/2009 13:53:50) [查看全文]
I Wasn't Asleep [size=3]When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't (02/24/2009 13:53:49) [查看全文]
I Prayed for More Snow After a snowstrom had closed all the schools, the teacher asked an eight-year-old boy if he had used his extra time constructively. "Yes, ma'am." he replied, "I prayed for more snow." 我祈祷多下点雪 学校因一场暴风雪而关门停课 (02/24/2009 13:53:46) [查看全文]
The Same Language A girl who wanted to terminate her friendship with her boy firend said to him: “Sorry, we don’t seem to have anything in common to continue our friendship.” “But we do have one thing in common. We speak the same language, don’t we?” the boy replied in a puzzle. (02/24/2009 13:53:45) [查看全文]
Misunderstanding A new student who was absent from class because of a long illness met his teacher in the street and went to greet him: “I’m so glad to see you here, I have missed your classes for so long.” “That’s exactly what all the graduate (02/24/2009 13:53:44) [查看全文]
Made in Japan 一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA !Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说:“oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了! 当第三辆经过时,他还是说:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!” 后来到了机场,那个日本人就问:“How Much?”出租车司机 (02/24/2009 13:53:41) [查看全文]
The Irishman and the Boot-maker An Irishman once sent for a boot-maker, and gave orders for a pair of boots. When his measure was taken, he told him that, as one of his legs was bigger than the other, the boots must be made accordingly. As soon as (02/24/2009 13:53:41) [查看全文]
Death Unavoidable A sailor who was going to set out for India was asked by a landsman, where his father died. "He was shipwrecked."answered the sailor. "And where did your grandfather die?" "When he was fishing, a storm arose and he and (02/24/2009 13:53:40) [查看全文]
More Intelligent in Dreams When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. “I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I’ve forgotten it . What can that mean?” (02/24/2009 13:53:40) [查看全文] |
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