An Abstract Drawing
One day in a drawing class, the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing, only a pi

      The Same Mother
Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class. The teacher assigned them to write a composition "My Mother". Davy wrote one and Billy just copied it.
On the next day the teach

      Father''s John Hancock
Teacher: Tom, you haven''t shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
Tom: Yes, I have, sir.
Teacher: But I can''t find your father''s John Hanco

      He told me to see you
Doctor: And whom did you consult about your illness before you came to me?
Patient: Only the druggist down at the corner.
Doctor: And what sort of ridiculous advice did he gave you

      Who is better satisfied?
---- Who is better satisfied? A person with six children or
a person with $6 million?
---- The person with six children of course.

      　　Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just th

     
　　Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work.

      A Smart Housewife
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That''ll be terrific! Since o

      Always Thirty 　　
A judge asked the defendant her age.
“Thirty,”she replied.
“You''ve given that age in this court for the last three years.”
“Yes. I''m not one of tho

      "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven''t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don

      8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don''t need to tell her any story to take her to bed.
38 - She tel

      The Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That''s funny.

      Helping your father
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

      A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some ki

      1：某次英文考试有两道题目：
1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。
2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。
正确答案应为：
1）I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2）As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.