Q: Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open? Q. What do you do with two pieces of bread in the desert?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.
A. Make a sandwich!
Q. What's the difference between Chinese food and Italian food?
A. With Chinese food, you're hungry after two hours. With Italian food, you're still eating after two hours.
Q. Why did the bicycle fall down?
A. It was too tired. (two tired)
