来自 | 撰写| 12月3日
1.You are not a superman.
你不是超人。
2. If it＇s stupid but works, it isn＇t stupid.
如果一个蠢方法有效,那它就不是蠢方法。
3.Don＇t look conspicuous －－it draws fire.（This is why aircraft carriers are called″Bomb Mag nets″.）
不要太显眼,因为那会引人攻击（这就是航母被称为“炸弹磁铁”的原因）。
4.Never share a fo

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren‘t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either"
在一个鸡尾酒舞会上

Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor. B

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
　　女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我很有钱。）
　　男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
　　女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

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    B: Yes, but I didn't want to lose her.
　　N: But you did, right.
　　B: No, I didn't.
　　N: Yes, u did lost her.
　　B: How did you know that I lost her.
　　N: Well, just intuition.(感觉而已。)
　　【注】要和tuition(学费)区分开。
　　B: Maybe you r right.
　　N: You admit