A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father

      　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for
a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and
number of people.
　 " Do you take children?" the man asked.
　

      My Offer
Tom: I had made an offer of marriage to her many times, but she never complied with my request.Later I told her my father is a millionaire.
Jack: Well, she definitely accepted your offer.
Tom:Not y

      They Are All Dead
Teacher:Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
他们都死了
老师：你能告诉我关于18世纪的伟大科学家的一些什么事情吗？
学生：是的，先生。他们都死了。

      Today is the last day.
A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.
　　"What''s the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad."
　　"My wife an

     
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman
siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
　　"Why don''t you do that?" said the wife.
　　"Honey," replied her husban

      They Were Easy
Sam: How were your exam questions?
Tom: They were easy, but I had trouble with the answers.
题目很容易
山姆：你的考试题目怎么样？
汤姆：很容易，但是答案有点麻烦。

     
　　A little boy returning home from his first day at school asked his mother, "Mom, can you tell me, what is sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a d

     
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn''t stand the pain. If you c

      May I Use it
Mary: Are you going to use your bike today?
Jane: Yes, I am sorry.
Mary: Good, then you won''t be needing your tennis racket. May I borrow it?
我可以借用吗？
玛丽：今天你要用你的自行车吗？
珍：是的，

      　Another 30-40 years to live.
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
During that experience she sees God

      　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiti

     
　　One night when my wife was preparing dinner, our little son took a piece of paper to her which read:
For washing the car............................$5.00
For making my own bed this week.........

     
　　Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them: Work, Family, Health, Friends, Spirit. And you re keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is

Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."   
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to h