面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的信息——
姓名:English or Chinese?
年龄:Confidential
身高:Not related to the job
体重:Varies all the time before lunch or after
居住地:At what stage of my life please be more specific
电话:Ericsson
电子邮件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班时间:The shorter the better
应征职位:A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
学历:Graduated at the wild chicken university
语言能力:Fluent in bullshits
兴趣:Sleeping and sleeping
生日:正月初七
经历:Fooling around all the time
曾任职位:Decent or not decent□please be more specific
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl hopefully can find in your company
未来期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇:Lesser workload the better