Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing-- Insert Cut and Press Any Key C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN <---------The information went dataway------<<<--- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding BUFFERS=20 FILES=a5 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Access Denied--nah nah nah nah nah! C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner! Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay! Why doesn''t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or file name?! File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted...Re-boot Washington, DC? (Y/N) SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory... Shell to DOS...Come in DOS. Do you copy? Shell to DOS Best compression around: DEL *.* = 100% compression Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Backups? We don''t *NEED* no steenking backups! E Pluribus Modem Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny. Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. Does fuzzy logic tickle? A computer''s attention span is only as long as its power cord. 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor''s Pentium Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee. RAM disk is *NOT* an installation procedure. All computers wait at the same speed. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage The name is BAUD... James Baud. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Thanks for sending this Milo and Mark.
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing-- Insert Cut and Press Any Key C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN <---------The information went dataway------<<<--- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding BUFFERS=20 FILES=a5 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Access Denied--nah nah nah nah nah! C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner! Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay! Why doesn''t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or file name?! File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted...Re-boot Washington, DC? (Y/N) SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory... Shell to DOS...Come in DOS. Do you copy? Shell to DOS Best compression around: DEL *.* = 100% compression Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Backups? We don''t *NEED* no steenking backups! E Pluribus Modem Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny. Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. Does fuzzy logic tickle? A computer''s attention span is only as long as its power cord. 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor''s Pentium Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee. RAM disk is *NOT* an installation procedure. All computers wait at the same speed. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage The name is BAUD... James Baud. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. Thanks for sending this Milo and Mark.
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