A Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话

【趣味英语】春节小知 世界节日（1）Spring

来自 | 撰写| 12月8日


　　One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:

　　WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

　　MAN: Definitely not!

　　WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

　　MAN: Of course I do.

　　WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

　　MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

　　WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

　　MAN: (makes audible groan)

　　WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

　　MAN: Where else would we sleep?

　　WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

　　MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

　　WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

　　MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

　　WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

　　MAN: shit. shit. shit.....