No Need to Quack About That!
(Originally in English)
There was a herd of cows in the field, and two of the
cows were talking together. Cow A said to Cow B,
"Wow, it really makes me worry, all this mad cow
disease news going on. I don't know if we are safe,
if it's already here and if we're OK or not.
Do you know of any si

Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and
hides at night?
上一次的答案：Snake. 你答对了吗？

yo Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
　　你的英语发音很标准？读下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 测试结果：你是一条好狗。现在可以停下

白羊座 21/03-20/04
Adventurous, energetic, pioneering, courageous, enthusiastic, confident, dynamic and quick-witted.
优点：喜欢冒险，精力旺盛，乐观进取有自信，热情有活力，勇于接受新观念，有明快的决断力， 爆发力强，勇于接受挑战。
Selfish, quick-tempered, impulsive, impatient, foolhardy and daredevil.
缺点：自私，急躁，缺乏耐性，粗心大意，容易冲动，行事鲁莽。
金牛座 21/04-21/05
Patien

1.Women need to cry. And they won＇t do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 　 女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
　 2.Women especially love a bargain.
　 女人特别喜欢便宜货。
　 3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they＇re actually in control.
　 女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。
　 4.Women will alw

"We got impatient on offense and that played into their hands. In the first half they picked us apart." Kings coach Rick Adelman said.
“我们在进攻上失去了耐心，完全被他们所掌握。上半场他们把我们撕碎了。”国王主教练阿德尔曼说。
That shot kind of put a dagger right in them.
那个球就像一把匕首刺中了他们的心脏。
MOB: Mavericks Off the Bench 的缩写，小牛的替补阵容。
Haslem called NBA vice president Stu Jackson a

NBA新赛季的常规赛刚刚拉开战幕，姚明领街的火箭队表现抢眼，取得了4连胜。让我们一起莱关注姚明，关注NBA.The Heat's Shaquille O'Neal  was outscored and outrebounded in Game 2 by Erick Dampier——the first time that happened in 25 head-to-head meetings。
热火的奥尼尔在总决赛的第二场得分和篮板数都低于艾里克·丹皮尔（小牛队的中锋）——这是他们25次对抗中的第一次。
Game 1 of the 2006 Finals was a lot like Game 1 of the 2005 Finals in that the

我们中国人把多嘴多舌、口没遮拦的女人叫做“长舌妇”，把信口开河、喋喋不休的男人则称之为“多嘴男”，在西方，这种人被形容为长了一张motor mouth。
我们知道motor意为“发动机、马达”，因此motor mouth就被用来比喻那种嘴巴像发动机一样，讲起话来滔滔不绝、没完没了的人。 通常来说，这种人说话可能有点不顾别人眼色，有时会使人不耐或不悦，但事实上他们通常热情开朗，也是很好相处的人，因此，有时候说某人有一张motor mouth并不一定是出于恶意，可能还有点排侃的成分在里面。
来看一个例句：Di

有一段时间,街上出现了带字的T恤,其中有Kiss-me-quick字样于是有人告知这英文的意思是"快吻我",其实这却是一种花的名称. 字串4
英语"快吻我'写作kiss me quick,没有连字符.而带有连字符的,严格意义上讲:表"野生三色堇"的俗称,可简写成Kiss-me.当然,这也不必追究.
无独有偶, Kiss-me-at-the-gate亦非'在大门口吻我"而是指金银花.

英语中10句最“狠”的话
1．Just wait and see. I wont let you get away with that.
    咱们走着瞧。我不会让你得逞的。
    2. Youll be sorry.
    你会后悔的。
    3. Youre gonna get whats coming to you.
    你会得到报应的。
    4. If your

　　A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.
Asked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but

1. Man, he's as slow as Christmas!
　　 天啊，他开车真是有够慢的！
　　2. Would you stop being a backseat driver? I don't need you to teach me how to drive.
　　 你可不可以不要再啰哩巴唆了？我不需要你教我怎么开车。
　　3. The car behind us really annoys me. I don't know why the driver keeps riding on the horn.
　　 我们后面的那辆车真是让我很受不了。我不晓得他为什么一直按喇叭。
　　4

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote