英语笑话：心不在焉的丈夫

　　I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded.
　　'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him.
　　'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.
　　我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的手提式计算机。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。
　　“你为什么那么紧张呢？”我问他。
　　“这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道。