If you were a novel,
you'd be a best seller
If you were a film,
your reviews would be for Oscar
If you were a
Music CD, you'd reach
platinum status...
If you were an opear, They'd toss roses at you
If you were a restaurant, you'd sure rate five stars...
Because you're a perfect husband
and a perfect dad
中文翻译：
如果你是一部小说，你将是最畅销的；
如果你是一部电影，对你的回忆将是奥斯卡；
如果你是一张音乐CD，你将拥有白金业绩；
如果你是一部话剧，他们将像您挥洒玫瑰；
如果你是一家餐厅，你将是五星级的；
应为你是最完美的丈夫，最完美的父亲。
本文编辑：Helen
